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"I MADE LOVE TO MY WIFE!" Claims sex husband

2007-08-14 07:37:19 by DeadBolt
Updated

A housewife made love to her husband on regular occasions over a period of several years, it has been revealed. For shapley Sandra Higgins of 42 Rectory Gardens, Bagthorpe, had regular steamy sex sessions with her ex-husband Brian before they were divorced last year.

And now Brian is prepared to describe how his wife regularly WENT TO BED with him at the end of the day. Her saucy antics Included:

* Living in the same house as her husband.

* Wearing underwear beneath her clothes.

* Taking her clothes off to get in the bath.

SIZZLING!

In fact, it is estimated that there are thousands of couples just like Sandra and Brian living, in Britain, partaking in sexual acts nearly every night. Indeed, more then 9 out of 10 married couples HAVE SEX with each other during their lives, a sizzling new survey revealed today. The torrid truth aboutn Britains Bedroom Frolics came to light in a revealing investigation led by senior sexpert Dr. Randall Wino.

STEAMY

"It's Incredible! Everbody's at it!" he told us.

ROASTING

Among the revealing revalations are:

* Over two thirds of married couples sleep in the same bed and make love IN. THE. NUDE.

* In many cases pregnancy can result from these passionate nights if love.

* Many couples who make love together are sexually attracted to each other.

* After making love many couples then Fall asleep

Astonishangly this steamy behavior is not confined to the bedroom. Married couples have been spotted going to pubs and cinemas together. Joe Smith, landlord of the Prince Of Wales pub in Redcar told us: "you can always tell the couples. The come in in pairs and often Hold hands.

PERCOLATED

"They usually sit together and talk quietly, sometimes for hours on end." Mr Smith refused to comment on allegations that couples had later made love together after leaving his premeses.


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iateamexicaniateamexican

2007-08-14 07:40:19

LAWLS YEH

DeadBolt responds:

Yes


e-lorde-lord

2007-08-14 07:59:12

OMG NO WAY.

DeadBolt responds:

YES! IT REALY HAPPENS!


Systems-ErrorSystems-Error

2007-08-14 08:14:35

I left you a comment because your sig made me...it sounded so angry :( I liked the post you're a pretty funny guy. :D

DeadBolt responds:

Thanks =D


MechablobyMechabloby

2007-08-14 08:41:54

IN BEFORE LOCK!

DeadBolt responds:

Yes


GrimfenixGrimfenix

2007-08-14 08:43:10

LOL SEX

DeadBolt responds:

YES


OvenmanOvenman

2007-08-14 08:43:23

Did you make that story up? funny. nice userpage, btw

(Updated ) DeadBolt responds:

The concept I got from a comic in the 80's called viz but most of is my ideas.


GrimfenixGrimfenix

2007-08-14 08:47:07

LOL SECKS

DeadBolt responds:

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2007-08-14 08:47:18

LOLSEX

DeadBolt responds:

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2007-08-14 08:47:33

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GotTheBluesGotTheBlues

2007-08-22 16:52:25

LOL this was funny

DeadBolt responds:

Cheers


alicetheDroogalicetheDroog

2007-08-22 19:45:40

heh, yeah.
nice title.

DeadBolt responds:

Thanks


TheDude139TheDude139

2007-09-02 10:11:03

agreed

DeadBolt responds:

what?


alicetheDroogalicetheDroog

2007-09-04 13:23:56

This reminds me of a comic strip I used to read.
(Tales Designed To Thrizzle(Thrill+dazzle))

DeadBolt responds:

Thanks =D, the general concept is from a Comic.


SidorioSidorio

2007-09-11 11:59:14

I came, so hard.

DeadBolt responds:

GROOD >=(


iateamexicaniateamexican

2007-09-12 17:53:26

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LordZeebmorkLordZeebmork

2007-09-13 12:33:20

I am leaving a comment.

DeadBolt responds:

Huzzah.


Alcohol1Alcohol1

2007-09-13 13:23:23

i left a fuckin comment so fuckin comment me.

DeadBolt responds:

Kai


eyeothestormeyeothestorm

2007-09-13 15:25:43

Nice title. Well your cool in my book.

DeadBolt responds:

=D Huzzahs


GoldenPickaxeGoldenPickaxe

2008-06-10 00:22:50

Nice...